The Promotion Nobody Asked For #

Nobody knew exactly how he became Director of the Umrah & Hajj Digital Transformation Authority.

He had:

• zero logistics experience
• zero religious operations knowledge
• once installed a printer successfully (with help)
• his currency code MAD with nah got him MADINAH

But he said the word “blockchain” three times in a meeting.

So naturally…

Promotion. His hair pointed upward like an arrow toward destiny.

Big fan of symmetry not Allah will.

Or incompetence.

Hard to tell.