The App #

He demanded an app.

Not for booking. Not for safety. Not for guidance.

But because: #

“Every modern thing has an app.”

Features included:

• Dark mode
• Light mode
• Extra dark mode
• Exadata red mode
• Animated logo spin
• “Coming soon” buttons

Missing features: #

• actual information

Rating after launch: ⭐☆☆☆☆

Boss reaction: #

“Clearly the users don’t understand innovation.”