The App
He demanded an app.
Not for booking. Not for safety. Not for guidance.
But because:
“Every modern thing has an app.”
Features included:
- Dark mode
- Light mode
- Extra dark mode
- Exadata red mode
- Animated logo spin
- “Coming soon” buttons
Missing features:
- actual information
Rating after launch: ⭐☆☆☆☆
Boss reaction:
“Clearly the users don’t understand innovation.”
