I Tried to get the Entire Internet on Google Drive
It started, as all bad ideas do, with confidence in a tar file.

It was not even a Google Workspace nor Google One..
Just with a basic Gmail (Google in-house Mail).
Not earned confidence.
Not researched confidence.
The kind of confidence that shows up at 2:39 a.m. and says:
“Yeah. I could back up the internet. How big could it be?”