Meanwhile, Inside the Fictional Ministry #

Welcome to the Ministry of Travel Permissions and Snacks (MTPS).

Time: 10:44 AM
Location: Office 9B
Mood: Bored

Offisar Khalid opens his computer.

a very sticky huawei no one uses.

Never had a LinkedIn account.

Only uses his grandson infinix phone for tiktok before bed

He types from firefox:

portal.yalavisa.gov.fiction

very secure. how you know? httpS

Username:

umrah2025alawi66wives19_cat

Password:

$Visa$Quick$123$$$44

Login successful. #

A screen appears:

ISSUE VISA SYSTEM v2.1.2
[ First Name: ______ ]
[ Last Name: ______ ]
[ Passport #: ______ ]
[ BIG GREEN BUTTON: ISSUE ]

That’s it.
No background music.
No dramatic lighting.
No destiny.
Just… three boxes and a button.