Advanced Techniques (Satire Edition)
Once you understand the process (in our totally imaginary universe):
You don’t plan visas months early.
No no.
Pros wait.
Pros (SIX TO SA DISCUSSED)
- Book the flight
- Drink coffee
- Open portal
- Type name
- Click ISSUE
- Send PDF
“Safe travels”
Money?
The printer is in place with the stamps built-in
Time before boarding: 12 minutes.
You are still at home triple-checking whether your middle name needs a hyphen.